So this is what I do when I can't sleep.
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You: Hi I wanna order a pizza
Stranger: maa chudao
Stranger: fuck off
Stranger: ass hole
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Stranger: yo
You: There is a lego in my vagina
You: How do I get it out?
Stranger: Well.. it depends
Stranger: Which lego playset?
You: It was a blue square one
Stranger: well thats boring
Stranger: Did you try to pee it out?
Stranger: I dont have a vag so I dont know the science behind all this
You: IDK if I should go to my doctor or have my girlfriend try to reach in there and get it
You: I can't pee it out silly the bladder is not the same hole
Stranger: lol
You: don't u lol at me dis is a serious problem!
Stranger: Well did you ask your gf for assistance?
Stranger: Id say thats the first step
You: yes and the corners hurt
You: they are sharp
Stranger: maybe if you built some sort of contraption out of more legos and shove it up there
You: she said I need to buy the lego set with firemen and shove them up there so they can pull it out
Stranger: thats not possible
Stranger: they are inanimate
You: Damn her and always trying to get me to put random things up there
Stranger: well good luck with that
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Stranger: iihii
Stranger: m or f?
You: morf?
Stranger: male with hairy penis and shaved testicle
Stranger: u?
You: My penis hairy
You: I am russian so everything hairy
Stranger: really? can i see?
You: 8======D
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Stranger: hey horny guy here ;)
You: Lets talk about vaginas
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: I am amish
Stranger: guy or girl?
You: lets talk about vaginas
Stranger: amish cant use computers
You: I like eating pussy
Stranger: Thats cool.
You: I kno rite
You: So I was eating this fat chick out and I found a half eaten sandwich in there.
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: m or f
You: whats a morf?
Stranger: male or female
You: Femail
Stranger: from
You: Oregon
Stranger: arkansas
You: I like whales
Stranger: 19 u
You: 22
Stranger: kool
Stranger: txt me 1 479 495 0371 if u want
You: my phone is broken
Stranger: oh
You: my roomate stepped on it
You: bitch :(
Stranger: im sorry
You: its okay my dad will get me a new one by the end of the week I hope
Stranger: kool
Stranger: thats good
You: college life kinda sucks :S stupid roomates always bugging me
Stranger: lol i bet
Stranger: im sorry
You: one time I was trying to mastubate and
You: my roomate made fun of my penis :(
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