I keep getting fake antivirus virus popups on here. I rarely come on anymore. Once it gets fixed I will be back.

Someone better fix this shit!

So I get paid to sit and answer questions while waiting for a job interveiw. Being inbetween school and a job kinda sucks but at least I get to make some extra cash. It also makes me feel smart when people send me questions like this one- How to do the wheelbare a sex poshen I love my baby? Normally I get questions about movie times, directions and weather reports but sometimes someone asks me something really funny, random or weird.

Some of the things people have asked me are:
Where do I put my mouth when giving a blow job?
What is the best way to tip a cow?
How do you get rid of a mustache?
Is it ok if I stick my head in a fan?

I got soul silver :P If you want my FC please msg me with yours! (I dun have wifi every day but if you tell me when you are free I can try to hit up the WIFI cafe)

So NG, What is your favorite pokemon?

And only the chuck norris show will work.

Yes, I am for serious.

If you put an altoid in your asshole would your farts smell good?

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This is the shit I watch at 4:28 in the morning when I can't sleep.

Has anyone else noticed that Arizona tea smells like weed when you first open it?

Another weird fact is Arizona tea is actually from New York.

lmao.

If you have not seen my last news post here it is in a nutshell- I am tired of NG users saving every crappy flash. I am tired of mass voting and I miss the way it was back when people voted 0 a lot more.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
538453

Seriously NG? Now I know you have gone soft when a Jonas Brothers game somehow makes it thru the portal.

I am very dissapoint.

Cheap entertainment because I can't fucking sleep.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: I have a strap on
Stranger: freak
You: his name is sir faps alot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I had sex with my math teacher the other day
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: HI
Stranger: hey
Stranger: merry christmas!
You: GET OFF MY LAWN
Stranger: -_-
You: YOU ARE THE GUY WHO RAPED MY GNOME
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: Merry Christmas
You: Merry Chistmas to you to
You: whats your name
Stranger: chynthia
Stranger: you?
You: mines max
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 19
Stranger: you?
You: im 7
You: i liek dinosaus
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i have a penis
Stranger: wow
You: and a pair of tits
Stranger: wonderful
You: I like to confuse people by walking around in a low cut shirt with a boner
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: f?
You: F what?
Stranger: you female?
You: No I am a girl silly
Stranger: age/
You: 20
Stranger: ?
Stranger: okey
Stranger: have pics?
Stranger: i'm 22
You: Wanna suck on my big strap on?
Stranger: m
You: Its hard for u
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: can i see your pics?
You: *rams in down your throat and cums in your eye*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I will edit as I go

And I shall give you silly answers!